BRAD TRANSLATOR · ON FILE

What does a thumbs-up emoji mean in a text? Is it rude?

A thumbs-up and nothing else. Rude, or just fast?

What it most likely means

Got it, sounds good. A thumbs-up is the fastest way to say yes on a phone. It usually means they read it and agree.

What six different Brads heard

Everyone has a Brad: the anxious little security guard in your head. Six of them read “👍” and every one of them is sure. None of them have evidence.

  • The Archivist · Division of EvidenceA thumbs-up. No words. Brad is enlarging the thumb for evidence.
  • The Proofreader · Division of Outgoing MessagesWe wrote a paragraph. They answered with a thumb. The paragraph was too long.
  • The Volume Officer · Division of DimmingThey could not spare a single word for us. Smaller. We need to be smaller.
  • The Fire Marshal · Division of ExitsThe thumbs-up is the last thing people send before they go quiet for good.
  • Customer Service · Division of Keeping Everyone HappyA thumbs-up from someone upset is a sarcastic thumbs-up. Apology is in the outbox.
  • The Forecaster · Division of Worst-Case WeatherThe thumbs-up is the most dangerous emoji. Brad has data.

Calm replies you can send

Great!

Perfect, talk soon.

thums up!!

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