BRAD TRANSLATOR · ON FILE
What does “hm” mean in a text?
“hm.” What are they thinking?
What it most likely means
They're thinking it over. 'Hm' usually means considering, not judging. An answer is probably on its way.
What six different Brads heard
Everyone has a Brad: the anxious little security guard in your head. Six of them read “hm” and every one of them is sure. None of them have evidence.
The Archivist · Division of Evidence'hm.' One h. One m. Their usual is 'hmm.' A whole m is missing. Brad is looking for it.
The Proofreader · Division of Outgoing MessagesThat is the sound a teacher makes before the red pen.
The Volume Officer · Division of Dimming'Hm' is what people say while deciding if we're too much.
The Fire Marshal · Division of ExitsThat's the noise someone makes while looking for their coat.
Customer Service · Division of Keeping Everyone HappyThey have doubts, and it is because of us. Brad is drafting a retraction.
The Forecaster · Division of Worst-Case WeatherHm. Low pressure system moving in.
Calm replies you can send
Take your time. No rush on it.
Happy to talk it through if that helps.
they r thinking
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