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BRAD INDUSTRIES · FIELD OFFICE

File a report with Brad.

Brad files an incident report about your moment. The inner child adds a line in red crayon.

Not sure which Brad you have? Take the one-minute quiz and he'll file your personnel card.

How the Card Maker works

Everybody has a Brad: the unqualified security guard in your head who cannot let a good thing be a good thing. A compliment gets a background check. A saved seat gets swept for traps. He's wrong almost every time, and he's only ever been trying to keep you safe. Tap Surprise me and he'll file one for you, or pick what happened.

Make a card for yours, send one to someone whose Brad you love anyway, and keep the ones that catch you off guard. Tag @GloriouslyCherish so I can meet your Brad too.

  1. Tap Surprise me, or pick what happened.
  2. Want different words? Tap New findings, or New Inner Child Crayon Line.
  3. Save the card, or tap Share to send it.

Brad is a comedy character. This is self-reflection, not therapy.

Form BI-12 · Incident Report

AUTO-FILED
Pick what happened
Write it yourself (optional)
What Brad found (up to four lines)

This is the inner child's line. It's always on the side of hope.

  • Brad reports findings. He does have feelings about them. Deep, reactive feelings. He keeps those in a binder labeled Procedure.
  • One specific thing per line: the chair, the gum, the text.
  • Short beats long. The sting goes last.
  • He's suspicious of everyone else. He's never cruel to you.
  • He never admits he was wrong. He updates the file.
  • The crayon line is the inner child, and the inner child is usually right.

Your card

Incident report card

Save it. Send it. Post it and tag @GloriouslyCherish. Brad objects to all three, which is how you know they're working.

To keep it: on a phone, press and hold the card and save the image. On a computer, right-click it and choose Save Image.