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Brad's Weekly Threat Forecast

A new forecast for your Brad, every Monday.

How the Forecast works

A horoscope for anxious people. Every Monday, Brad issues a new forecast for your kind of Brad: the threat level, one thing to watch for, one thing to let go of, and the inner child's line in red crayon. He's wrong about the weather almost every week. He issues it anyway.

  1. Pick your Brad to see this week’s forecast. A new one arrives every Monday.
  2. Copy the forecast or a link to send it.

Brad is a comedy character. This is self-reflection, not therapy.

Whose forecast?

Not sure which Brad you have? Take the one-minute quiz, and your forecast is waiting at the end.

Brad's weekly threat forecast card

To keep the card: on a phone, press and hold it and save the image. On a computer, right-click it and choose Save Image.

Save the card

The Forecaster

WEEK OF

Threat level

Watch for

Let go of

The inner child, in red crayon

This week for the other five Brads