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BRAD INDUSTRIES · TRANSLATION DEPARTMENT

Got a text you can't read? Brad will translate.

Paste a text you can’t read. Brad tells you what it most likely means, and what to send back.

How the Translator works

Paste the message that's been sitting in your chest. Brad tells you what your Brad heard, what it most likely means, and what to send back. He's wrong about the first part almost every time. That's how you'll know the second part is right.

  1. Paste the message you got, then tap Translate.
  2. Copy the translation, or save the card.

Brad is a comedy character. This is self-reflection, not therapy.

Form BI-14 · Request for Translation

ON FILE

Just the message is plenty. Brad doesn't need names.

Or pick one Brad has on file
Who sent it
Your Brad

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Message received

k

From: not sure

What your Brad heard

What it most likely means PLAIN READING

What to send back

The inner child's version, in red crayon

How the other Brads heard it
    Brad translation report card

    Send it to the friend who texts “k.”

    Save the card, send the translation, or post it and tag @GloriouslyCherish. Brad objects to all three.

    To keep the card: on a phone, press and hold it and save the image. On a computer, right-click it and choose Save Image.